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Sunday, May 4, 2008

Automatic-Flush Toilets and Changed Attitudes.

Bravo. The world has invented a toilet that doesn't require you to touch the handle to flush away the remnants. 

Tonight, after arriving back in NYC, I sat upon a throne of discouragement, pondering how I would reign in my kingdom the next day. Due to some unseen power, or just a glitch in american-made technology (likely the latter), the toilet flushed, whilst I sat upon it pondering (How "Poe-like" was that sentence?).

I do not understand why, nor do I profess to want to try to figure it out, but as the automatic toilet flushed, it swallowed up my feelings of inadequacy of living in New York. It turns out that this medicine of angst I've been having only needed a spoonful of sugar to be flushed away.

What was left? Resolve. Determination. I'm going to beat this dang city. It smells, it's crowded, it's uncomfortable at best... But dangit, I'm going to kick its freaking butt.

The whereabouts of my angst, you ask? Gone. To return, nevermore (to use Poe again.).

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